Colonel Sanders
Colonel Sanders
Character information
Birth name Harland David Sanders
Nickname(s) Colonel Sanders
Born September 9th 1890
Died December 16th 1980 (Age 90)
Physical description
Hair White
Eyes Black
Rap battle information
Appeared in Colonel Sanders VS Gordon Ramsay
Vs Gordon Ramsay
Release date June 29th, 2015

Colonel Sanders is a character that went up against Gordon Ramsay in Colonel Sanders VS Gordon Ramsay and later got back up from Julia Child.

Info About The RapperEdit

Harland David Sanders (September 9th 1890 - December 16th 1980) or better known as Colonel Sanders/The Colonel was a buisness man known for his fast food empire, KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken). He started KFC during The Great Depression and among his success he sold Chicken using 11 herbs and spices. He died of Pneumonia and Leukemia.

The LyricsEdit

Verse 1:

How dare you face my works of KFC!

It's the greasy MC straight from Kentucky.

Wisconsin Fresh rhymes just like my cheese curds,

While you get stressed and drop The F Word.

But I feel as though this "Master Chef" still wants to brawl me,

and it will be more of a feud than with Mario Batali.

I'm Alfredo that he'll throw a fit if he could,

While my chicken is like Tana, it's Finger Lickin' Good!

Verse 2:

Calm down Gordon, set some relief

or else I'll have Clara Peller asking...

Clara Peller:

Where's The Beef?

Verse 2 Continued:

While I helped the unemployed during The Great Depression,

You're on the TV screen with a rapper's aggression.

Time for this Colonel to fire at this Brit Target

Cause I would rather eat fancy at an Olive Garden.

Now before your rap, things just might get wild,

Cause I brought here with my Julia Child!