John Lackland
John Lackland
Character information
Birth name John Lackland
Nickname(s) John, King of England
Born December 24th 1166
Died October 19th 1216 (Age 49)
Physical description
Hair Brown
Eyes Black
Rap battle information
Appeared in Thomas Jefferson VS John Lackland
Vs Thomas Jefferson
Release date July 3rd, 2015

John Lackland is a character that went up against Thomas Jefferson in Thomas Jefferson VS John Lackland.

Info About The RapperEdit

John Lackland (December 24th 1166 - October 19th 1216) otherwise known as John, King of England was a writer for The Magna Carta. 

The LyricsEdit

Verse 1:

At least they'll more occur than your 2 Dollar Bills,

Got more flow than The Boston Tea that you spilled.

Now at the part when you said "All Men Have The Right To Be Free"....

Did you forget Native Americans, Gays, Women, and Slavery?!?!

You claim for equality? Well isn't that great!

But if we moved further in years, you'd probably join The KKK.

Proving once and for all your Mr. 4th of Julies,

And You'll be as dead as your Embargo Act lies!

Verse 2:

Your mouth is as big as John Hancock's

But when it comes to Jungle Fever you keep them locked.

Sure The Declaration was set once you written it

But it took 2 guys before you actual became president!

Yes the Magna Carta had a few deferent conditions

But at least your amendments had 2 sides when it comes to Prohibition!

It's Over! It's gonna get you screwed in anyway!

Don't Believe Me, Just ask Sally Hemings!


  • He is the second King to be in an Dragon Rap Battle, the first being King Arthur
    • He is the first real life King though