Pee-Wee Herman
Pee-Wee Herman photoshopped
Character information
Full name Pee-Wee Herman
First appearance 1977
The Groundlings
Physical description
Hair Black
Eyes Brown
Rap battle information
Appeared in Steve Burns VS Pee-Wee Herman (Round 1)
Steve Burns VS Pee-Wee Herman 2 (Round 2)
Vs Steve Burns
Release date July 3rd, 2014

Pee-Wee Herman is a character that went up against Steve Burns in Steve Burns VS Pee-Wee Herman .

Info About The RapperEdit

Pee-Wee Herman is played by Paul Reubens which started as a live stage show in 1981 on HBO which was so popular Pee-Wee later hosted a kids show called Pee-Wee's Playhouse (September 13, 1986 – November 17, 1990) where he was friends with Pterry, Chairry, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi The Genie, etc. The Show was cancelled due to Paul Reubens was arrested for jacking off at a public theater. In Later years he was revived with a movie called Pee-Wee's Big Adventure which was a success and even came with a sequel. 


Steve Burns VS Pee-Wee Heman:

Verse 1:

I'm Pee-Wee! Welcome to my playhouse, Steve!

But i'm sorry, i'm just gonna have to ask you to leave.

I'm Fly! Just ask my friend Pterry!

But if you need to sit down then just sit on Chairry!

When it comes to detectives, your kinda slow,

But then you left for college and got replaced by an average Joe.

I can already tell, you got a dorky dance,

Now hurry up! I wanna watch Spongebob Squarepants!

Verse 2:

AHHH! Thats what the secret word is!

Now i'm gonna tie you up like Cowboy Curtis!

No need for your notebook, cause thats Handy Dandy,

Cause your just being as rude as Randy.

No need for wishing Jambi, cause thats too soon,

Steve Burns VS Pee-Wee Herman 2:


Haha! Ready for a rematch Steve?!

Verse 1:

Hey Steve! I'm here and I'm ready for the sequel!

Cause my raps are a smash hit just like my musical

I gave Tim Burton vision beyond black and white

Just ask The Miz if you should anger The Pee in this fight!

They needed a female host so you fit the bill But then you lost hair and a new host had to be fulfilled

You left and gave Joe, which wasn't acceptable

Cause we prefer the promo rival, Squidward Tentacles!

Verse 2:

I know you are but what am I? You Bald Wreck!

Your flow is as cheesy as your special effects!

My disses are hot as your spicy condiments

I'll take down Steve Burns and his struggled band!

When you left the show, you broke the heats of many children

All because you went bald and became a small musician

Tickity Tock Steve-O! You're about to get roast,

I'll make you drop dead, but this ain't no hoax!


  • Pee-Wee is the second character to return in a battle, the first being The Count.