Steve Burns
Steve Burns photoshopped
Character information
Birth name Steven Michael Burns
Nickname(s) Steve from Blue's Clues
Born October 9, 1973
Physical description
Hair Brown/Bald
Eyes Brown
Rap battle information
Appeared in Steve Burns VS Pee-Wee Herman (Round 1)
Steve Burns VS Pee-Wee Herman 2 (Round 2)
Vs Pee-Wee Herman
Release date July 3rd, 2014

Steve Burns is a character that went up against Pee-Wee Herman twice in Steve Burns VS Pee-Wee Herman and Steve Burns VS Pee-Wee Herman 2 .

Info About The RapperEdit

Steve Burns or just simply Steve is the main character of Blue's Clues, a show on Nick Jr. that lasted from September 8th 1996 - August 6th 2006, He was a detective findings blue paw prints or "blue's clues" from his pet puppy, Blue. He brings his Handy Dandy Notebook to write down the evidence with his green crayon and sits on his thinking chair to solve the puzzle. He is friended by Mail, Mr. Salt, Mrs. Pepper, Paprika, Tickety Tock, Slippery Soap, Shovel, Pail, and Sidetable Drawer. He later left the show for college and left his younger brother, Joe in charge.

The LyricsEdit

Steve Burns VS Pee-Wee Herman:

Verse 1:

Hi! We're glad to see you! Come on in!

We're playing Blue's Clues just to burn your rapping.

Now let's see we got Popcorn, Soda, and someone crazy...

Oh! Because of your arrest you got parodied by Shady!

See, there's something you can learn,

Cause lets say little Pee-Wee got Steve Burned!

Verse 2:

If you find blue's clues in a fine place like Space or in The Ocean,

Can't even tell if your show is puppetry or stop motion.

Kids would rather choose me or an average Joe,

Cause you just show kids your pee-wee on your show.

Face it man, you just have no choice,

you change your styles just like your annoying voice!

We figured it out Herman, but if your in a pickle,

Try This! Your a reject member of The Wiggles!

Steve Burns VS Pee-Wee Herman 2:



Oh you now I am Pee-Wee!

Verse 1:

Hold on there Pee-Wee, mail time has come

We just got a letter, I wonder who it's from?

It's from your ex-fans who say that i'm more dope

Cause I didn't go to jail and drop the slippery soap

I hang with Ray Charles in this rap music meter

I suggest you retrace yourself to The Roxy Theater

You may Emmys, but I got the Peabody!

Compared to me, I say you're an absolute nobody!

Verse 2:

You're not so Big Top Pee-Wee, you're more of delirious

Cause no one could take your drug PSA so serious

Your puppetland band sucks at singing the blues

and The Conky 2000 is a robot version of Max Headroom

You took a 3rd time on The Dating Game

but you won and ended up never going on a date!

Didn't need Joe to back me up in this fight

Cause the man from Nick Jr. has served you twice!

Cause Steve's rapping is just worse then Blue's Room!



Xena VS Wonder Woman- He was in a photo in the break room along with MagnetoLink, and Davy Jones (Monkees) .

Sigmund Freud VS Dr. Phil- He was in the audience with LinkBrett FavreProfessor XWonder Woman,  Davy Jones (Monkees)Jim HensonÖtzi The Iceman, and Gordon Gekko

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