(Pee-Wee introduces himself and his Playhouse from his TV series, Pee-Wee's Playhouse)
But i'm sorry, i'm just gonna have to ask you to leave.
(Pee-Wee then tells Steve that unfortunley he has to leave.)
I'm Fly! Just ask my friend Pterry!
(Pterry is a pteradactyl on Pee-Wee's Playhouse. To be Fly is slang for cool in the 70s. Pee-Wee compares to fly to Pterry since a Pteradactyl is a winged creature.)
But if you need to sit down then just sit on Chairry!
(Pee-Wee then insists that if Steve needs to sit down then just sit on Chairry, a talking chair in Pee-Wee's Playhouse. This also references on how Steve uses his thinking chair to figure things out.)
When it comes to detectives, your kinda slow,
(The show Blue's Clues lasts about 30 minutes on Steve solving a mystery however, Steve usually can't find clues that are usually in front of him that the audience has to tell him about. Pee-Wee is questioning this as Steve is slow compared to other detectives.)
But then you left for college and got replaced by an average Joe.
(Steve left Blue's Clues due to becoming bald but in the show he left because he was going to college. Steve would be replace by his brother named Joe. Pee-Wee uses a play on play word with Joe and Average Joe references that Joe is more normal and less exciting then Steve.)
I can already tell, you got a dorky dance,
(A lot of songs in Blue's Clues contain music that Steve dances too. Pee-Wee makes fun of Steve's dancemoves.)
Now hurry up! I wanna watch Spongebob Squarepants!
(Pee-Wee then asks Steve to hurry up his show because Pee-Wee wants to watch SpongeBob, another show on Nickelodeon.)
(On Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Pee-Wee uses a random word as the secret word. When The Word is revealed everybody shouts as the secret word is revealed as it keeps blinking, the blinking is referenced in the video. Pee-Wee reveals the secret word was burned.)
Now i'm gonna tie you up like Cowboy Curtis!
(Cowboy Curtis is a friend of Pee-Wee and since Cowboys tie stuff up, Pee-Wee says he's gonna tie him up similiar to Cowboy Curtis.)
No need for your notebook, cause thats Handy Dandy,
(Steve usually relies on his Handy Dandy Notebook where he draws his clues. Pee-Wee says he shouldn't use that.)
Cause you're just being as rude as Randy.
(Randy is a puppet that bullies Pee-Wee who he compares Steve to be as rude as.)
No need for wishing Jambi, cause thats too soon,
(Jambi is a genie who grants wishes to Pee-Wee but he says that it's too soon to make a wish because...)
Cause Steve's rapping is just worse than Blue's Room!
(...Pee-Wee says Steve's rapping is worse than Blue's Room, a spinoff of Blue's Clues that received poor reviews.)